If you give a woman a vacuum...

If you give a woman a vacuum...

If you give a woman a vacuum, she'll need to pick up toys.
When she starts to pick up toys, she'll remember all the toys in her car.
She will start cleaning out her car.  She'll get all of the trash and old food out of her car.
She'll remember she's hungry.
She'll go to the kitchen to get something to eat. She'll realize she has no clean dishes to use.
She'll start to wash dishes. She'll spill water on the floor. Then she'll get a mop.
While scrubbing the floor, her husband will notice her. Pause...
15 minutes later, she'll realize her bedroom ceiling fan is dusty. She'll start cleaning the fan.
The dust will drop on her bed and she will need to wash her bedspread. She'll take the bedspread to the laundry room. There will be clothes in the washer and dryer. The clothes in the dryer are wrinkled. She'll turn on the dryer.
She'll notice the stack of clothes that need to be hung up. She'll start to hang them up. She'll realize there is no room in the closet. She'll go to the garage to get storage boxes for the old clothes.
In the garage, she'll trip over the toys pulled out from her car. She'll start putting up the toys. Then she'll remember she never vacuumed......

If you give a man a lawnmower...

If you give a man a lawnmower, he'll realize he has no gas. He'll do it tomorrow.